10 Reasons Sistas Die Single

By: SUEZETTE

A while ago I was asked to respond to this post 10 Reasons Women Die Single. I can’t lie, dude made some great points…but uhm…yeah…a man would say those things. I recommend reading his post first…and then coming back over here…for giggles…

Zette’s 10 Reasons Sistas Die Single…

1. I outlived his black @$$…and I’m now living very happily off of the wealth we amassed together. What…we both can’t live forever…

2. I had to stab his black @$$…(burning bed is also an option)…for being a whoremonger…

3. Two fingers or a battery operated boyfriend beat bad sex any day…

4. Two fingers or a battery operated friend beat a lil penis any day…

5. I can be unhappy…WITHOUT YOU…

6. He wants be the man…but can’t afford to provide me with the quality of life I maintained for myself before he was even on the scene

7. Oprah has taught us all that you can have a man at your beck and call and never actually have to jump any brooms, file any papers, and still maintain your single status for tax purposes…

8. You damn right I don’t trust you…trust is earned…

9. Relationships end up being pissing contests…instead of an opportunity to grow with the person you love…

10. Two fingers or a battery operated boyfriend beat bad lil penis any day (did I say that already)?

I kid…I kid…